Life’s Muses

I went to accompanied my fren S for her marrige registration who is getting married  after a 1 year courtship(kinda fast for my taste).Outside the registar of marriage office, dere a plaque that list soon to b wedded couples. If any1 were to feel that the names listed dere r not suitable 4 marriage, they r free to raise their objection within 3 months…..i was very suprised to c a few names that i recognised in the plaque….kinda sad too bcoz some of the ppl r my close friends….nowadays, it seems dat ppl r marrying left n rite n the surat saman seems to come at least once a month….hopefully, i will b able to c some of my frens b4 they got married for old times sake

2day is the day that i feel something inside me withered n die away…..i had to sent 1 of my fren to the clinic bcoz she was sick, on the way back a damm bus clip my car….then i realise dat my wallet was missing, inside it were all the money dat i had just withdraw to pay my customers and my fees.Feel like wan to faint….Left penniless n without the means to withdraw any more money due to the loss of the ATM card, i m now stuck in a quandary. Need to find lots of $$$$ in a jiffy so i fone a few of my frens who owe me money b4.As expected, all i get is excuses…Next i tried to get money from ppl that i had lent money to b4, sure wouldn’t b a problem i thought bcos i just need to get a few hundreds from each of them n futhermore i had lent to them much bigger sums b4 without asking from them anything in return….whahahahahahha how naive now that seems, i dunno how to describe how i feel when i heard wat some of them says. If u can’t lent i can understand but got 1 bugger that wanted to charge me interest of 10% per week while another wanted me to give him my PS2 at a dirt cheap price….wahahhaha, how i regret that i help these  type of ppl in the past…Now, i realise that wat J always told me is correct, that ppl will take advantage of u if u r too nice….i truly feel so dejected now that 90% of my frens are damm useless that only knows how to trumpet the spirit of friendship when it suits them…..

I m officially losing my battle against my weight….i officially have now broken the 70 kg barrier mark, sigh, so hard to lose weight….i think de main culprit is dat since i find it is so hard to sleep i will wander around in the kitchen late late at nite n korek de refrigerator for food or something to cook….mayb wat my mom says is true, i m like a tikus besar, at nite dun wan to sleep but korek makan…..nyehnyeh nyeh…being in KL also doesn’t help since most of the time i will go to have a late nite supper with friends….what to do, since i m going to b fat i might as well enjoy it, so tomolo i will go for buffet n eat as much as i can…..mmmmmmmm….wat a nice thought to think of during dis late late hour…n just as an appetizer, me think me will now go n cook some thing up…kitchen here i come

Hehehehhehe, in another 3 months time i m gonna b a godfather to my best friend’s baby…dunno whether it will b a boy or a girl since the ultrascan  is not conclusive enough, hopefully it will b a baby girl since baby girls are nicer to dress up, but if its a boy, i will still cared 4 him equally. Now, i m going to help her to find some nice nice English name that be translated meaningfully with de Chinese name….

Kids nowadays r so smart….this was related by my friend who is working at a nursery….she told me of how at her place there was this pair of girls who r sisters and not older than 6….one day both of them were excited about sumthing, when query about wat is making them so excited, they then proceeded to reenact wat they heard yesterday nite at their parent’s bedroom…Apparently, both of them were sleeping at their parent’s room…thinking dat the girls are asleep already, the father the tried to seduce the mother by saying lovey dovey words to the mother, the mother responded by saying "aiyoh lokong, pu yaular in a coy way….all this was acted by the two daughters word by the word to the amusement of the teachers…ehhehehehehe imagined the embrassment of the parents when the principal phone them to inform them that next time when they want to  make out pls make sure that the  daughters are not in the same room…

this was related to me by one of my fren……apparently while working as a promoter, she was attending to a couple with their 4 to 5 years old kid. The mother was taking her time to choose what things to buy…the bratty kid was getting impatient and to every1 shock and suprise, he shouted very loudly to his mom "Cibai, how long r u gonna b somemore in Chinese." This comes from a kid who is barely 5 years old…and all he got from his mom is a shush while de father kept quiet only….if this were a kid dat i know, i will surely slap the little cretin already….

I think i have been watching too many drama serials, had a weird dream that kinda pan out like a romance movie….I dream about a guy that is nice but shy which makes him single…then this was this girl that was pretty and famous but r still single due to her busy schedule…both of them were then pestered by their friends to enter a match making party. At the party, the guy was so shy to talk to the other participants whereas for the girl, no one dare to make a move on her bcoz she look aloof and bcoz dat she is a famous personality that kinda make evry1 in awe of her n paiseh to tok to her…gradually every1 found a partner already and so there were only left the guy n the girl…feeling rather akward the guy pluck up his courage to talk the girl…he initiated the conversation by offering a handshake  forgetting that  he  got oily  fingers bcoz prior to this he had eaten a chicken with his hands…realising in horror wat he had done he quickly apologized and then both of them had to wash their hands at the sink. While washing their hands both of them started to laugh and from there the ice was broken and soon both of them were chatting animatedly…then feeling more comfortable with each other, the guy asked the lady 4 a dance …then both of them were dancing n at this moment both of feel a chemistry between both of them….just as both of them were about to kiss the party was gate crash by an arrogant guy who was very rich…the waiters tried to stop the rich guy from entering but the rich guy took a wad of cash and threw the cash at the waiters….suddenly a Silky Terrier dog which look suspiciously like one of my fren’s dog came n bite the rich guy shoe…the rich guy was pissed off n kick de small dog away, the nice guy upon seeing this confronted the rich guy…the rich guy then took out a gun and a scuffle ensued between both of them…the nice guy managed to grabbed the gun from the rich guy after punching the rich guy. Taking the gun away, the nice guy then turn his back away to look at de girl. He was then shot at the back by the rich guy who had an extra gun…it was at this time then evrything was going in slow motion where the nice guy face look shock and he was falling slowly to de floor with the screams of the girl ringing in his ears…when he was lying on the floor and dying, the girl cradled his head while crying bitterly realising that she’s losing some1 special…..hmmmm….mayb its not too many Korean show but instead too many Hindustan show i think….

urghhhh, its raining again, been raining 4 de past 3 days, looks like i m not going to sleep again tonite, feeling a bit light headed already, hmmmmm…it looks like i m going to break my record of not sleeping for more than 48 hours, still feeling restless whenever it rains after all this past few years…gawd, has it been dat long, how times seems to fly n yet at de same time seems to b going so fast also…..jotting dis down, i recall my close friends opinions dat i have changed,…..changed?in wat sense?physically?mentally?spiritually?….hmmm, now dat i m alone with my thoughts, i wld say dat i HAVE changed…..n wat had wrought this change?Surroundings?Peer influence?Life experience?Nah, it doesn’t really matters, the cloud will always go where the wind blows….but if dere is 1 thing dat i have learnt n dat i regret dat i didn’t learn it sooner is that in this world, things are not simply divided into black and white, it is more towards grey, metaphorically speaking, life is not always right or wrong, sometimes we have to take the murky path although it may seems wrong at de 1st place, in the end hopefully we will be proven otherwise…the end justified the means as they say…..during the course of our life sometimes we will b face with choices that are hard to make n de our choice may not seem to b de correct one, but in the end if we continued to blv in ourselves, i m sure that life will prove dat our choices  r rite one of these days….hmmmmm, i think i m rambling again:P …rain rain go awayyyyyyy

If u were to think dat nowadays shopping at de supermarket is safe, then beware…..I was shopping at Tesco and while walking along de aisle, i make the cardinal sin of not looking left n right before i cross to de next aisle. I was promptly bang on de left side by a trolley n only just narrowly managed to avoid the one of the right. Both of these trolleys were driven by two demented kids with fire in their eyes and blood on their lips…..without nary a word of apology, these kids then proceeded to use the trolleys as their mode of transport….i shudder to think how it will be one of these days when they r old enough to drive on the roads….god save us and pemandu pemandu jalanraya yang tidak bersalah…Aminnnnnnn 

If u are a frequent goer to the bank like i am especially Maybank, u will tend to notice dat dere are some ppl who r really very mafan n irritating especially when dere is a long q behind them….the 3 things that really riles me are :

1) X withdraw money from de ATM, de balance was displayed on the screen and the balance receipt was printed on. X after looking at de screen and de balance receipt then proceeded to insert his ATM card again so that he/she can check his balance again. For Christ sakes man, if u were to have millions in ur bank i wld understand, but doing all this 4 just a few crummy hundreds….Pfttt

2) B am using de cash deposit machine. 1 of the notes was rejected. B then tried to insert the rejected note again. This will be repeated 4 at least 4 times. Failing to do so, B will then try to magically turn his palm into an iron and the ATM screen into an ironing board. B will then proceeded to use his energy saving palm cum iron to smooth the note so dat it will b accepted by the machine. Only when dis failed will then B used his bright brain to finally take out his wallet n to try a different note.

3) the suspiscious 1 dat b4 using de ATM will look around 1st, looking at every1 as if they r using a panty hose on their head, after satisfying himself\herself dat dere is no panty hose on any1 head then proceeded to hunch over de ATM, making sure dat dere only thing u can see is his/her backside only, only the will he/she start to use the ATM….